supjerbear:

i need to get something off my chest

*takes off my nipple*


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lieutenantstilinski:

edenidoigo:

whalegod:

tell me a secret

One time during class my drama/english teacher, who’s a devout vegan and all about not killing animals, accidentally stepped on a ladybug. He froze up and slowly cradles it in his hand and he was so heartbroken and started quoting Hamlet.

I didn’t have the heart to tell him that it was a red m&m.

I can’t breathe


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beyoncebeytwice:

i still dont know what rolling in the deep even means


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can-u-not-my-wayward-son:

pastperspectives:

guys… it’s a palm tree.

NO


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betterthankanyebitch:

me leaving school


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catsareassholes:

acerb1a:

Toffee was mad that he couldn’t fit in the kitten house so he squished it

the second cat looking at the camera like “do you see this bullshit?”


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bill-holmes:

bill-holmes:

waiting for the bup in the rain

lmao

wake me up when septermeber ends


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natasaromanoff:

say something im giving up on school


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Anonymous:
your husband seems like a dick kill him. also does ghosts still exist?

itseasytoremember:

billyteddy:

he is a dick and killing him is on my list, but he’s attractive so i’m going to get one more kid out of him

i’m not sure on the ghost front, i guess we’ll find out after i kill my husband and put his gravestone in my backyard 

YOU NEED TO MAKE IT MORE OBVIOUS THAT THIS IS ABOUT THE SIMS


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rkaym94:

you smart, you very smart. Matter of fact, you a genius


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kawaiigod:

if i get rich my mom gettin paid first thing


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sr