"all we need is your credit card information"
this world is so fucked up like one of my friends has carpeting in his bathroom instead of tile like how can someone hate themselves that much
"i don’t like to eat late snacks at night, it’s not healthy"
drinking tea now and then doesnt make you sophisticated it just means you like drinkign wet leaf
enjoy your fucki ng wet leaves
when am I going to realize that no matter how many times I scream “no” at my tv the story line isn’t going to change.
this weekend i saw some kids driving down the sidewalk in a toy jeep and i thought to myself, “that would be fun. they should make an adult version” until i realized what i was thinking of was just cars. we already have an adult version of toy jeeps. it’s called a jeep.