beksboys:

"free trial"

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"all we need is your credit card information"

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ohdaesusie:

this world is so fucked up like one of my friends has carpeting in his bathroom instead of tile like how can someone hate themselves that much


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hi:

"i don’t like to eat late snacks at night, it’s not healthy"


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jakemalik:

*walks past the gym carrying extra large pizza*


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eldritch-abomination:

drinking tea now and then doesnt make you sophisticated it just means you like drinkign wet leaf

enjoy your fucki ng wet leaves


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lilshit-stilinski:

when am I going to realize that no matter how many times I scream “no” at my tv the story line isn’t going to change.


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joshfjelstad:

this weekend i saw some kids driving down the sidewalk in a toy jeep and i thought to myself, “that would be fun. they should make an adult version” until i realized what i was thinking of was just cars. we already have an adult version of toy jeeps. it’s called a jeep.


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ackles-mjolnir:

you’ve been hit by

you’ve been struck by

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  • Teacher: How much is a gram?
  • Me: Shit, Depends on what you want..

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