what do u mean i don’t have a social life I just went grocery shopping with my mom
On a scale of cuddles to rough sex i need everything on the fucking scale.
“boys will be bo-“
*punches you in the face*
bOYS WILL BE HELD RESPONSIBLE FOR THEIR ACTIONS LIKE EVERYONE ELSE
i’m adopting kids so they can’t blame me when they’re ugly
Seeing where your elementary school friends end up is always fun.
Surprisingly, perfectionists are often procrastinators, as they can tend to think “I don’t have the right skills or resources to do this perfectly now, so I won’t do it at all.”
"are we just going to ignore the fact that-"
yes we are shut the fuck up